I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
