she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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