I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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