So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it's like iHOP with fire
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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