But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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