Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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