yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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