how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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