do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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