love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Can I color on your dick again?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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