yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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