you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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