better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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