What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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