I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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