bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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