Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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