Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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