For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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