maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Also, beer. Big fan.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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