your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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