dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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