You're completely useless in the revolution.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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