After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
