wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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