hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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