There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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