Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Princesses don't give blow jobs
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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