i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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