I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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