So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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