She said her name was "party"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
