LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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