I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
not ubering you a puppy
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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