I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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