For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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