its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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