It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Farmville is her only friend.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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