areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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