She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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