They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
How external is "for external use only"?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
