does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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