You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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