my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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