I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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