Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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