How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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