Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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