I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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