Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You ruined the universe
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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