I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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