ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Someone signed my nipple.
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