puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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