i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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