No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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